Band Names

I've been thinking a lot about what I what I want to name my next band. Here are some of the ideas I can remember.

Dragons Wear High Heels
Bright Shiny Meat
Urethra Franklin
Girls Who Like Boys Who Drive Cars
Pig Candy
Now With Vitamin C
Bruce Lee is Missing an Eye
Naked Robot 1984
The Richest Bums You Know


So tell me what you guys think!

For anyone interested in joining my band, we are currently looking for a guitarist, bassist, drummer, and a kazoo, cowbell, and a digery doo player. Theremin experience also a plus. Let me know!

Expensive as Crap

So I'm in my Environmental Biology class one Friday and somehow we get on the topic of the price of coffee. Our professor tells us that the most expensive coffee in the world goes for $800 a pound.
"Do you know why it costs so much? They feed the beans to ferrets. The ferrets poop 'em out, and they wash it off and sell it."

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With all the sincerity as if she were about to buy a bag, one of my classmates asks, "But the coffee tastes good, right?"

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Blown away at the thought someone would be intrigued by anything that has passed through the colon of a small mammal, I said, "Have you ever tasted the inside of a ferret? -AMAZING."