My Deepest Thoughts

Inheritance is its own reward.

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I could never suck a penis.
They remind me too much of bananas.

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Now's a good time for bad things to happen.

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I don't really like big butts. It's just fun to sing along to. I like small butts.

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I was raised Lutheran. There's way too much stereotyping of Catholic priests being child molesters. I just think that Lutheran ministers are really under represented.

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"Scent is the strongest sense tied to memory."
-"I heard that in my psychology class."
"Oh really? I heard it in an Axe commercial."

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